Almost six years ago, a precious little tabby kitten ran into the school I was teaching at. Our principal grabbed her and took her to the front office. Since I LOVE cats, I went to the office later that day to see this little kitten. The office staff convinced me that I needed this cat. I was single and lived by myself. I jumped at the idea. I took the cat to my art classroom and she made her home in a big box of yarn. When I left school that day I took her to the vet to make sure she was healthy and would make a good pet. A class in my school had been feeding her and her siblings for about two months. They lived under a tin shed. She seemed VERY wild, but was really fun and entertaining. I named her Kristen because I have always LOVED that name. At the time, I did not think I would ever find Mr. Right or have children so I wanted to name her something that I would consider for a child. Plus, every time I would think about a cat named Kristen I would fall out laughing. So, part of it was to be funny.
That same night, Kelly, Hillary and Megan came over to see my new pet. They all thought she was nuts. She was cornering them and charging towards them. (my first sign) The next day or two, she stopped eating and was throwing up. Took her to the vet, paid a bunch of money and he diagnosed her with a "mass of infection" in her gut. I was sooooooo upset. I had gotten attached very quickly to her. She got fine after about 3 nights at the vet and then a few weeks later I was petting her and felt a small knot in her side. Went to the vet, paid a bunch of money and he discovered she had been shot by a pellet gun. He said it would not hurt her. A few weeks later I took her to be fixed and she bleed too much and had to stay longer. Brought her home and she pulled the stitches out of her stomach. Took her back, paid a lot of money and she had to be sewn up and take antibiotics and then come home wearing an E collar. She hated it and walked backwards for two weeks trying to "back out of it."
Then.....I started dating Steve. He was not and IS not fond of her. While we were dating she got some sort of infection on her neck and had to wear the E collar AGAIN. Right after I got pregnant with Emily, Kristen enjoyed playing with a rubber lizard that I had taken from a boy at school. She would bat it all over the house and stalk it. I noticed she began eating the lizard over several days. I noticed an arm missing and part of the tail, etc. I realized I needed to supervise her playing so she would not choke on the fake lizard. We came home from church one night and found a small bit of the lizard on our bedroom floor and Kristen could not be found. After a few minutes of searching, we found her in the corner of the living room, eyes dilated, and unresponsive. Yep, I had forgotten to put up the lizard before we left for church. Kind Steve took her to the E.R. vet that night. (I have a good husband) We did not think she would live, but she recovered.
Two months before Emily was born we had her declawed. She did not do well. It became a horrible ordeal. We were going to the vet everyday or two for about 2 weeks. Then, when we thought the declawing was finally on the mend, she had a terrible seizure late one night and my wonderful husband took her to the E.R. vet. We spent weeks trying to figure out what was wrong. I saw several vets in our area trying to find an answer. She would stay under our guest bed comforter 24 hours a day and would have a seizure if we took the cover off of her. It was the craziest thing yet. After TONS of MONEY. The vets decided she had a mental disorder and my lovely cat takes amatryptalin(sp) and Phenobarbitol. These help her and calm her.
NOW..........she is pulling her fur out. We have seen the vet about this too. It is from nerves and stress.
Emily does NOT like Kristen and Kristen does NOT like her. Kristen pops Emily when she gets to close. "Close" can be all the way across the room. She pops me when I talk too loud on the phone or to Steve and also I get popped when I laugh too loud. I know it is NUTS!!!!!!!!
There are only two people that like her- Me and my good friend, Kim Oliver. (Bless you Kim) And...my mother in law is nice to her but does not like her. I actually love Kristen. Call me crazy. Soooo sweet when she sleeps. There have been many more vet visits with Kristen , but I am drawing a blank right now.
Steve loves to fish! He took E with him today. She had a great time!
E wears some sort of princess dress every day. SK has discovered crayons.
That same night, Kelly, Hillary and Megan came over to see my new pet. They all thought she was nuts. She was cornering them and charging towards them. (my first sign) The next day or two, she stopped eating and was throwing up. Took her to the vet, paid a bunch of money and he diagnosed her with a "mass of infection" in her gut. I was sooooooo upset. I had gotten attached very quickly to her. She got fine after about 3 nights at the vet and then a few weeks later I was petting her and felt a small knot in her side. Went to the vet, paid a bunch of money and he discovered she had been shot by a pellet gun. He said it would not hurt her. A few weeks later I took her to be fixed and she bleed too much and had to stay longer. Brought her home and she pulled the stitches out of her stomach. Took her back, paid a lot of money and she had to be sewn up and take antibiotics and then come home wearing an E collar. She hated it and walked backwards for two weeks trying to "back out of it."
Then.....I started dating Steve. He was not and IS not fond of her. While we were dating she got some sort of infection on her neck and had to wear the E collar AGAIN. Right after I got pregnant with Emily, Kristen enjoyed playing with a rubber lizard that I had taken from a boy at school. She would bat it all over the house and stalk it. I noticed she began eating the lizard over several days. I noticed an arm missing and part of the tail, etc. I realized I needed to supervise her playing so she would not choke on the fake lizard. We came home from church one night and found a small bit of the lizard on our bedroom floor and Kristen could not be found. After a few minutes of searching, we found her in the corner of the living room, eyes dilated, and unresponsive. Yep, I had forgotten to put up the lizard before we left for church. Kind Steve took her to the E.R. vet that night. (I have a good husband) We did not think she would live, but she recovered.
Two months before Emily was born we had her declawed. She did not do well. It became a horrible ordeal. We were going to the vet everyday or two for about 2 weeks. Then, when we thought the declawing was finally on the mend, she had a terrible seizure late one night and my wonderful husband took her to the E.R. vet. We spent weeks trying to figure out what was wrong. I saw several vets in our area trying to find an answer. She would stay under our guest bed comforter 24 hours a day and would have a seizure if we took the cover off of her. It was the craziest thing yet. After TONS of MONEY. The vets decided she had a mental disorder and my lovely cat takes amatryptalin(sp) and Phenobarbitol. These help her and calm her.
NOW..........she is pulling her fur out. We have seen the vet about this too. It is from nerves and stress.
Emily does NOT like Kristen and Kristen does NOT like her. Kristen pops Emily when she gets to close. "Close" can be all the way across the room. She pops me when I talk too loud on the phone or to Steve and also I get popped when I laugh too loud. I know it is NUTS!!!!!!!!
There are only two people that like her- Me and my good friend, Kim Oliver. (Bless you Kim) And...my mother in law is nice to her but does not like her. I actually love Kristen. Call me crazy. Soooo sweet when she sleeps. There have been many more vet visits with Kristen , but I am drawing a blank right now.
Steve loves to fish! He took E with him today. She had a great time!
E wears some sort of princess dress every day. SK has discovered crayons.
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I laugh a little when I think of Kristen as a cat name...but, I laugh even more when I think of Lisa the cat! :)
I do want to see you guys this week. I'll email ya'll.
Tell Kristen Auntie Kim is coming to visit.
The best part of this whole post is the completely random ending in that last sentence.
But I loved it!
It makes me think of my grandma's cat, Sandy. She was 16 when she somehow got stuck behind the dryer at my grandma's and died. I think my grandma put her back there. When my grandpa died,Sandy would hid under the couch and when people visiting my grandma would walk by, Sandy would stick he paw out a slap them, then put it back under the couch. My mom sat and watched people get slapped all night and they never could figure out who or what was doing it!
I'm a huge pet lover and we have 4 cats. When we had 3 cats, this beautiful stray cat came to our house, and was sooooo sick. I spent a gazillion dollars at the vet, ridding her of infections, worms, and spaying her. It seemed we were ALWAYS at the vet.
Then she started to lose her fur, she looked so pathetic.
She is wonderful and healthy now,and she is our BEST cat. She is so loving and kisses us all the time and sleeps right at my head each night. I think she knows we cared for her, and now she has a very happy life. :)
Good job!
Kelly in Michigan (fellow cat lover)
Amy
Crazy Kristen stories I haven't heard in a long time.
I can't believe she hasn't used up her nine or 99 lives.
Hope all is well.
Crazy Kristen stories I haven't heard in a long time.
I can't believe she hasn't used up her nine or 99 lives.
Hope all is well.
Have you seen the book Every Cat has Asbergers?
Thanks for sharing. i don't feel quite so bad now and my husband will be glad to know she has a soul mate in craziness out there!!
~Kate
I had to comment on this- as a kid I had a "crazy cat" as well. The kind that batted everyone as they walked by, except me. She would pull her fur out every summer when it got too hot outside. Don't as me why...but when it got colder she would stop. She passed away my junior year of college and I had had her since kindergarten. Reading about your Kirsten brought back funny memories!