New Diet Pills

 I was in a pharmacy today to pick up a couple of gifts.  I spotted these Jelly Bellies at the checkout.  The pharmacist and the checker were so excited about them and told me all about them.  The trickster/immature side of me could not resist!  I was sold.  In fact, I bought three boxes.
One is a good flavor and one is a DISGUSTING FLAVOR.  You don't know which one you will get.
I got to the car to dig into my new found beans.  The first flavor was baby wipe.  Tasted just like Baby Fresh wipes.  Not that I have tasted a baby wipe, but just like you think one would taste.  It was tolerable.  Second was canned dog food.  Tasted just like it!  SO GROSS, but I ate it. 
THEN.......skunk.  THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER tasted.  I spit it out on the street as I was driving. 
That was all I could do.  The taste is still with me.
I showed the girls this afternoon and SK dared me to eat the barf one.  I took a nibble.  Let's just say I may never be the same!  My tongue is still numb in that area.  I threw it out on the road as well.  Girls were tasting them and screaming and spitting them out in their hands.  I told them to roll down the window and throw them out.  Emily, the rule follower, was saying, "we can't, it's littering."  I told them it was a tiny half eaten non packaged food item and it would be fine.

This could be used as diet pills.  You will lose your appetite!